your son's shirt looks like he fell on a pizza on the way home from a friends house.
when you brush your daughter's hair, it feels like she used it to eat ice cream the night before.
the refrigerator handle feels like a topographical map.
you take 3 ibuprofen BEFORE the piano recital...and you don't even have a headache.
you don't mind attending a business meeting with a Disney character band-aide on your finger.
you can peel the top layer off of the ipad screen and eat it like a fruit-roll-up.
