Prepare to grunt, scoff, laugh, sigh, gag, twitch, shutter, wrinkle and melt (among other things), you're a Dad!
Will "cool" transcend?
Will you see red?
Will a -12db tone ring in your ears from here on out?
Will you use your phone to videotape your child throwing a tantrum (in case you need to show a doctor)?
Will your heart only beat 2 times a minute?
Will your metabolism come to a complete stop?
Will you remember the snacks for halftime AND the end of the game?
Will you make the right choice for the birthday gift?
Will you fight the bear?
These questions and more...answered with little authority, but a heck-of-a-lot of anecdote! That's Dad Discourse!